DATE: AUGUST 31, 1998
I am a banshee, as evidenced by my howl: Waaaaaaaaaahhoooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeooooooooooo.
I should be on "Darby O'Gill and the Little People". I would comb and comb my ghostly hair and I would scream at that old man and then I'd go to the catering tent and get a sandwich.
