COWBOY POP

DATE: OCTOBER 19, 1999

Pop's giving a tour today up in Zion. He walks over to me in silent fanfare and says, "Do I look like a tour guide?" He then turns around for my inspection.

I say, "Yeah."

Then his lips curl up and he starts slouching in a manly way with legs apart then snarls enthusiastically, while pointing: "I'uz barn right under thet rock!" (all the while jabbing a finger toward the alleged rock.)

If he keeps it up I'm sure the tips will come a'rollin' in.